Bye bright yellow dress - yellow is not my colour.
Bye favourite plaid shirt - a large that really was an extra small
Bye free T-shirts - I will not need 5 of you in case I need to paint my house one day
Bye high school dresses - at some point I have to admit I am in my thirties now
Bye ugly Christmas sweater - you're ugly and itchy and that's just a bad combo
Bye Kerry's board shorts - I wish I had an excuse to keep you, but I really don't
Bye 30+ items in my wardrobe, I hope you find a happy new home
(ie people who look good in yellow, have tiny arms, are unitchable and do lots of painting)
(ie people who look good in yellow, have tiny arms, are unitchable and do lots of painting)
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